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From: hbaker@netcom.com (Henry G. Baker)
Subject: Re: Modulus and Remainder operations (Was Re: Help with a bit of C code)
Date: Sun, 16 Oct 1994 01:25:46 GMT
Date: 1994-10-16T01:25:46+00:00	[thread overview]
Message-ID: <hbakerCxqryy.HC8@netcom.com> (raw)
In-Reply-To: 37n2bo$boo@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM

In article <37n2bo$boo@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM> dweller@Starbase.NeoSoft.COM (David Weller) writes:
>In article <hbakerCxo659.H6w@netcom.com>,
>Henry G. Baker <hbaker@netcom.com> wrote:
>>
>>I agree that it is a step forward, in much the same vein that a square
>>wheel is an improvement on a triangular one.  Still makes for one heck
>>of a bumpy ride, though.  :-)
>
>Sir, I respectfully disagree.  In my seminal work, "Kittens: Cats of
>the Future?", I mathematically prove the converse of your statement,
>that Triangular wheels are an improvement over square ones.  I won't
>go into all the mathematical mumbo-jumbo, but the central theme,
>stressed repeatedly in the paper, focuses on the "Bump Factor".
>While this formula still requires more study (a topic of my doctoral
>research at Slimy Stone on the Green River University of Improbable
>Studies, Hatfordhanoverschestershire, West Sufferfolk, England), let
>me present a rough sketch:
>
>	+---+					/\
>	|   |				       /  \
>	+---+ Square = 4 sides                /____\ Triangle = 3 sides
>
>Let us take into consideration the consumer-oriented view, that each
>individual bump contributes to the overall discomfort, we will use
>the variable Bd (Bumpiness discomfort).  When we permit squares and
>triangles of equal sides (s), we find that the mathematical derivations
>(see seminal work mentioned above) simplifies to: Bd = n * s.
>
>Thus, one can see that, for a square wheel, Bd(square)= 4s.  While
>for a triangular wheel, Bd(triangle)= 3s.  Thus, triangular wheels
>are less bumpy than square wheels.
>
>My research is now extending this theory to two-sided and one-sided
>wheels.  While the one-sided wheels are somewhat problematic, given
>the physical challenge of milling a wheel that is a point, the
>two-sided wheel variation is progressing nicely.  At this point, the
>current limitation we seem to have is getting the vehicle to propel
>itself properly.  However, we're currently modifying a Yugo to hold a
>'78 Trans-Am 6.6 Litre engine.  My engineering assistant assures me
>this will work spectacularly.
>
>I will publish a report next year, "Puppies: Dogs of the Future?"
>which will bring to completion this theory.  I look forward to a
>well-received publication, and invite you to be a distinguished
>reviewer.

You might consider studying wheels with a _negative_ number of sides
-- presumably you drive around _inside_ the wheel.  Also non-integral
numbers of sides -- e.g., rational, irrational & transcendental
wheels.

-----

I don't know if you've seen the bicycle chainwheels which are
elliptical instead of round.  They seem to transmit power from the leg
in a slightly more uniform manner, and should be slightly more
efficient.  It drives the derailleur a bit crazy, though.

      Henry Baker
      Read ftp.netcom.com:/pub/hbaker/README for info on ftp-able papers.




  reply	other threads:[~1994-10-16  1:25 UTC|newest]

Thread overview: 21+ messages / expand[flat|nested]  mbox.gz  Atom feed  top
1994-09-27 14:40 Modulus and Remainder operations (Was Re: Help with a bit of C code) David A. Cobb
1994-09-28 13:56 ` Robert Dewar
1994-09-29  9:04   ` Christopher Costello
1994-09-29 14:34   ` Norman H. Cohen
     [not found]   ` <1994Oct7.225248.6208@nosc.mil>
     [not found]     ` <1994Oct10.084630.19894@sei.cmu.edu>
     [not found]       ` <37bof4$ljl@gnat.cs.nyu.edu>
     [not found]         ` <37cigq$6e0@felix.seas.gwu.edu>
1994-10-11 14:42           ` Norman H. Cohen
     [not found]     ` <hbakerCxFK2p.4wp@netcom.com>
     [not found]       ` <1994Oct11.161048.1058@nosc.mil>
1994-10-11 20:06         ` Norman H. Cohen
1994-10-13  1:51           ` Henry G. Baker
1994-10-13  8:27             ` Magnus Kempe
1994-10-13 12:30               ` Robert Dewar
1994-10-14 15:45               ` Henry G. Baker
1994-10-14 22:11                 ` Robert Dewar
1994-10-15 17:35                 ` Tucker Taft
1994-10-13 10:38             ` Tucker Taft
1994-10-13 21:34             ` Norman H. Cohen
1994-10-14 15:39               ` Henry G. Baker
1994-10-14 22:56                 ` David Weller
1994-10-16  1:25                   ` Henry G. Baker [this message]
1994-10-13 18:13           ` Charles H. Sampson
1994-10-13 16:56             ` Robert I. Eachus
1994-10-13 20:59             ` Robert Dewar
1994-10-13 23:44             ` Bob Duff
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